As part of the never ending struggle to figure out what women want (like they even have a clue), a recent study is saying that green may just equal girl. Contrary to popular belief taking a bath in cologne, giving her a bouquet of flowers (that were most likely stolen from your neighbors yard), and cheesy pickup lines like “Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.” are not the ways to a woman’s heart. What did the majority of 1,500 women participating in a British survey say was the number one trait they most wanted in a man? Get ready to put away those expensive cars and designer handbags boys cause what women want most is a man that’s all about the green and I ain’t talk’n money.
Louise Prior, relationships guru for a popular overseas men’s magazine, says “There’s something sexy about a man who recycles, it shows that he cares about more than just himself and shows he has a sensitive side and thinks about the future” Now we all know that what women say they want and what they actually choose are what daytime talk shows are made of, but maybe….just maybe there’s something to this whole ecosexual thing. Think about it like this, what do women like most in this world? Bad Boys. The rocker type. The kinda guy who refuses to shave, laughs at the law, and insists on making his own path in this world. I say this could also describe the ecosexual. For those who dare, try these simple changes in lifestyle that are sure to help the environment and they just may land you the girl of your dreams:
- Like the bad boys the typical girl always turns to, cut back on shaving and constantly keep a 5 o’clock shadow. This will save on your water usage, that aerosol can of shaving cream will last longer, and the extra fur will keep you warm.
- The R’s baby!! Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle. Prove to your lady that the man can’t hold you down with all his rules. You’re a man and men tread their own path. Go against the norms and practice the 3 ‘R’’s whenever possible.
- Forget ripping a bunch of flowers out of the ground and trips to expensive restaurants that charge too much for too little. Give her a card letting her know how many trees that have just been planted in her name. Better yet save the paper and shoot her an email!!
- And when she asks about why you insist on using those flower smelling pink trash bags, raise a mighty fist and declare cause I’M A MAN BABY AND REAL MEN BUY REPELLEM TRASH BAGS!!!!
Buy Repell-em Garbage Bags and keep the animals away!
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